Saying “I’m sorry” or “no offence” and then saying something clearly bitchy and offensive is not cool and if you do this you should most definitely eat slugs
Like nicotine, you
burn my organs to blackened
flesh— still, I crave you.
— Haiku on Addiction (via hnji)
- Steve Irwin: *wears leather boots, harasses animals in their natural habitats*
- Bindi Irwin: *works with Seaworld* *stars in a movie with a captive orca*
- Everyone: THE IRWINS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ANIMALS OMMGGGG
It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, He’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die.
— Courtney Love (via fuckedonxanax)
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.
— Roal Dahl (via onlinecounsellingcollege)